First year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy
class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery
table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started
the class by telling them, “In medicine, it is necessary to have 2
important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you should not be
disgusted by anything involving the human body.”
The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the
corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. “Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students. The students initially freaked out,
hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them,
“The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle
finger but sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!”
“I’m actually going to be really nervous if Sly sees his dad again. I’ve got a bad feeling he isn’t the lovable thief we all know Sly to be. His old partner, Dr. M, had CLEAR hatred for him. And there must be a reason for that, and I’m afraid to find out what.”
Confessed by: natpap
(via fuckyeahslycooper)
